The Death of a Minister

With eminent miners, Nic Holland’s and Nicky Oppenheimer’s, expression of faith and confidence in mining life in South Africa, according to Susan Shabangu, potential investors and mine owners alike can be forgiven for thinking everything was hunky-dory.

Their belief, that the nonsensical and poorly written discussion document released by the ANC Kindergarten is nothing but a hallucination and a bag of typical Malema hot air, is totally understandable considering the utterances by Jeremy Cronin and Gwede Mantashe on Nationalisation. But then, what do Holland and Oppenheimer know, spending the bulk of their time plotting their divestment from South Africa they are bound to be slightly out of touch with reality.  

Shabangu, in the mean time, having assured investors that mines will only be nationalised over her dead body, must have seen her life flashing by for a moment on Sunday when Chairperson and stop-gap Ex-Deputy President, Baleke Mbete, informed ANC heavyweights that ministers and cadres should familiarise themselves with the content of the much-vaunted aforementioned position paper. As for the hapless white-Messiah, Jeremy Cronin, one can only wonder what the future holds.

It seems Shabangu’s past contributions – notably the shoot-to-kill policy, subsequently hi-jacked in spectacular style by Fikile Mbalula; mentor and friend of Malema – counts for nothing as she fights for her life, so to speak. Jeremy Cronin, unlike Kortbroek van Schalkwyk and Barbara Hogan, despite his many years of experience in struggle politics, still do not know his place in the pecking order.

From Mbete’s stance it is patently clear that the views of Malema prevails with the ANC heavies and the Long Schlong himself, who briefly popped out of bed to put to make it clear which hole he is drilling in a manner of speaking. It seems Malema, the Long Schlong’s love child and favourite son – according to that much respected genealogist, Mr. Ben Trovato, wields a bit more power with the elders than the inconsistent Shabangu and the dapper but naïve Cronin.

My advise to Oppenheimer and Holland; “Hedge your bets and, like Cynthia Carroll and so many others, go to Luthuli House and join the queue at Malema’s door. Perhaps the rotund little boy can find it in his heart to arrange a deal with the new movers and shakers in the Mining Industry, Mandela and Zuma Inc.

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